a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 25, 2016
Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change
An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day
An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day
by Didymussometimes September 22, 2017
When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.
by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 12, 2018
A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.
Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."
by Bill Nye the Punk Rock Guy May 14, 2014
The biggest poo you will ever have in your life it is basically your ass hole ripping and making a bigger hole
by Kenziejoann16 February 07, 2019
When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.
Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."
Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."
Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."
Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."
Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."
by HanTheMan34 January 14, 2021
by OctobersFate August 18, 2011