your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

Emily cook

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.

Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook

by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024

Cooked

done for/getting a ass whooping/in deep trouble

Bro eli is so cooked because his mom caught him geeked

by Amia Chiuec November 7, 2025

ok cook

cum in ur friend

ok cook in me

by ASDFGHJKIYTFVH April 18, 2023

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022