you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020

You're

"your" is possessive. You are is "you're"

"you're a fucknugget if you use your in place of you're." "Your mother is tied up in my basement, and the ransom is 6969696969. You're going to have to pay fast, or she dies."

by Good Grammar February 22, 2022

Fuck, you're tight

The opening line to Unbelivers by isthatyoularry on Ao3

"Fuck, you're tight" Louis groans

by anonymous April 21, 2023

you're sis cis

Power: 750,000,000,000. Accusing someone’s sister of cisnormativity so potent, it retroactively cancels her TikTok account. Side effects include her pronouns changing to “they/them” and her Uggs turning into Doc Martens.

*Chad: "ur granny tranny"
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.

Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.

by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018

you're

A word following an adjective towards someone.

toxic guy 1: your so dumb >:)
victim: you're*
toxic guy 1: *is offended*

by TwistXL September 6, 2022

You're screen sharing to the TV.

Timmy, SHUT THAT PORN OFF!

Dude, You're screen sharing to the TV.

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021