work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT August 31, 2015

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005

Work colleague

A super best forever friend

Kathy and Aaron are work colleagues

by A-Raw August 17, 2018

No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.

Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.

by Kapelteta February 4, 2010

Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.

"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"

by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

work that lemon

throw it back with bad intentions

Brianna ran into her ex at the club so she made sure to work that lemon.

by sickomode69 June 30, 2019

work laundry

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.

Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008