early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

snapped wood

geting ur dick worked fast

jim got snapped wood from shirley

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll May 30, 2018

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.

"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"

by Phil Mecock February 3, 2017

Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

by Bitumen June 14, 2016