wing game

The ability to get your friends laid while you are currently off the market.

After Matt's wedding his wing game dropped off the map, it seems like every time he sees me talking to girl he brings up how they should meet another guy friend of his. Matt has no wing game.

by cynisterix February 4, 2014

wingcocking

When you shove cheese in your ass, and you and your tv remote sacrifice yourself to Demi-god before their water breaks.

Last time I saw Adyson she was WINGCOCKING in the spurs half time show.

by DylPickle July 12, 2014

Wing

Wing is how an Asian says Ring

Phone-*ring ring
Asian- Mom the phone is winging!

by Jack Dingles May 8, 2015

winganism

An organism whose sole purpose in life is to excel in everything

That Alan, everything we give him he does, and does better than expected. I'm sure he is a winganism

by DC01Airblade December 3, 2015

wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

wineflu

Flu like symptoms induced through excess drinking - primarily wine - the night/s before. One fucking horrendous hangover.

Won't make it to work today, I gots the wineflu.

by supreme lord Jacob Zuma May 10, 2016

wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016