what the phil

An alternative for any swear word, commonly used in the midwest. While used mainly by middle school children, 'what the phil' can be used by any age.

"Dude, what the phil are you doing?"

"None ya, stop being such a philhead will ya?"

by Philsamansis March 5, 2023

what's hopping

- - LIKE WHATS GOOD,but like MORE BAKED LOL!!!
- what's up?

MEbaked: yo what's hopping bro
bakedfriend:what the fuck?

by trutugginbigbird March 12, 2007

what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

what the hell

when someone say something weird and you say what the hell???? See What the fuck

Person1: walking "all of a sudden" im gay

bystander; WHAT THE HELL??

by jake fool May 28, 2007

what a dad

Often used as a term for calling someone “daddy material”. They are often hot and fuckable. Another term for “damn he’s hot. I’d fuck him.”

Me- *sees a hot guy* what a dad. I’d fuck

by Applejackpeel January 1, 2018

What the intercourse!?

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.

"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

by be to the double E. stacey January 5, 2009

what a burn

A response to an unfortunate event.

Damn man, she turned me down when I tried to get her in bed.
Damn, what a burn.

by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003