half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.

"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"

by aru007_avi March 30, 2016

Watch

Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.

She: Hey, look I have bought a new watch!
He: So, will you use it to track time or what?

by Chuchu's chuchu November 24, 2021

22 may - a day to watch movies all day

Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day

Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?

Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series

22 may - a day to watch movies all day

by real.cheese May 21, 2022

watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 24, 2022

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023

Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.

Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011