waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

Waxing the Wombat

Applying wax to your pet wombat so that it will have cool hair like Fonzie.

I was waxing the wombat the other day, but it bit me in the testicle before I could finish.

by THErealFROGMAN October 15, 2010

WASTING TIME HERE

Come on now people as URINATING AND DEFECATING sometimes PUKING.

No you don't WASTING TIME HERE spitting and blowing your nose as PISSING , SHITTING and sometimes VOMITING you do BUTT for all good reason and to be honest with you , it does make you feel better and to that end that is time well spent

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021

Old Washington

The act of finding Washington on the One Dollar Bill attracive, therefore having a cricle jerk with some friends and unloading on his face on the One Dollar Bill as if you were doing it to him in person.

"Any1 up for an Old Washington 2night?"

by Yung baby face Killa June 20, 2007

Google Washing

When any given web site you are on or searching for is redirected to Google Home or Content page.

Don't you hate it when Google infiltrates your Yahoo! web search with their Google Washing?

by Urban Writ October 15, 2008

George Washingtons surprise

basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking

"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."

by snolaura October 12, 2009

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010