Wang Cyance

During a session of masturbation, the eerie feeling that your dead relatives are mysteriously watching you.

While masturbating, I had a wang cyance.

by MuffCabbage October 18, 2012

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017

wanging the chung

Means to have sex or hook up. In reference to the 1980's band wang chung and their song. "everybody have fun tonight".

Janet and James are in the bedroom right now, I'm sure they're wanging the chung , they may be a while

by Becca Licious January 16, 2011

Wang

Follows the use of a sexual reference or witty joke. Jokes of a disturbing nature such as comebacks, groaners, or "zingers" will be preceded by "wang"

Mike: "That test was long"
Comeback: "my dick is long 'wanggg'"

by DaFamm January 18, 2017

Wang chung

When you spit a piece of ice out of your mouth and it winds up in your dogs anus.

While at the party I laughed so hard that I wang Chunged after hearing a joke while having ice tea.

by Deadman inc. October 17, 2020

Wang Wombat

Usually encountered in a night club, a women looking to get laid, or a nice girl that is actually a closet freak.

Man, that Kelly is a real wang wombat. She was rubbing her legs together the whole time you were talking to her!

by FerndaleTom March 9, 2011