wanksta walk

The way that someone walks after he beats his meat to BBW. Typically resembling a lowriding gangbanger who shit themself.

Look at the way Ashish doing the wanksta walk. Yeah, I bet he just whacked it to BBW again.

by witeboiwank February 29, 2016

jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018

Tsunami Walk

A type of walk created by Shamcey Supsup's Miss Universe try. Epitomizes tsunami, which swept anybody or anything.

She tried the Tsunami Walk on San Juan. She got caught by the waves.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

Walking Juice

The strange mixture of oil/sweat that coagulates on the soles of one’s feet after wearing socks or walking for an extended period of time.

“Gross, I’ve got Walking Juice on my feet. Better go take a shower.”

by Revvin87 January 16, 2019

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019