Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

wieden

a gay cunt, should of been discarded at birth, only useful as a cum dump at the end of a gangbang

dude, you are such a wieden

by cooontoos April 5, 2016

Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.

Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed

by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016

Wiper

A guy who uses his small dick and big balls to wipe across the females face during intercourse

He gave me the wiper with his small dick and big balls she said

by Sniltman June 25, 2016

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

Wifed

When your on your girlfriends leash

Think aa will hang with us tonight? Na man that buhl is wifed

by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016

Wieed

Pronounced wyeed
Uneducated little bitch who can't spell weed right

Or
Weed for uneducated bitches

It's weed not wieed you uneducated sewer rat.

by Puretrash.com July 23, 2016