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Moldy Vagina

Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):

Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.

Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.

Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.

Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."

Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."

Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"

Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."

Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"

Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."

Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012
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Gym Vagina

An imaginary accessory that one brings to the gym when he complains or does not put effort into his exercise.
John stop complaining, I told you to leave your Gym Vagina at home.
by UnleashTheRat March 12, 2010
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Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
by The Deele Real December 26, 2009
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Vagina Uppercut

When a chick is riding someones face so hard that the person gets a bloody nose.
I gave him a vagina uppercut last night!! There was blood everywhere! It was hot.....
by fthea February 7, 2009
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vagina ketchup

a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period
When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.
by MasterBaete March 4, 2008
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Vagina Tag

To walk up to an unsuspecting female and open-palm hit her in the vagina while saying "Vagina Tag Your It!" and then run away before anyone can hit you back.
Daughter: "hey mom what are you *ugh*"
Mom: "Vagina tag your it! Haha loser"
by KimmiElizabeth January 10, 2011
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Vagina Mouth

1) Someone who is constantly talking about vaginas.

2)Someone(usually a woman) who's mouth is used as a vagina, almost like blow job, but not exactly, a mouth fuck involves the male partner to stand up while the female gets on her knees and the male thrusts his cock into her mouth until he finishes, then she swallows.
"Dude, shut up, your a cock blocking vagina mouth."

"wow, my girlfriend is such a vagina mouth, as soon as i get home, shes already on her knees!"
by whyucarewhoiam? April 2, 2010
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