Useless, Tedious, Lackluster A**holes, otherwise known as United Teachers of Los Angeles. What is laughingly presented as a powerful union, it is actually a monkey in a Gorilla-suit.
I went to UTLA for support against my vituperating principal and was hung out to dry like a pair of soggy underwear.
by gymgnostic December 26, 2008
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Get the S.L.U.T mug.1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by PMS Chick September 1, 2008
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huegh: utza atza?
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by qualo April 8, 2009
Get the utza atza mug.1. Noun - Having a very good eye or random ability for something not possessed by the average person 2. Noun - Looking out for someone else, especially in a small to moderate jam or a generally "clutch" situation.
1. Person one: "Ah if I had 25 more cents I could get a large coffee. I have a credit card on me, but they don't can't take it, so I'll just settle for a medium coffee and be tired all day.
Person two: (digs in pocket) "I got ya brah" (throws down an extra quarter on the counter)
Person one: "Good utley!"
2. Person one: "Shit man, I got another bogus ticket from the PPA"
Person two: "Screw it man, I can photoshop a picture and get you out of paying it."
Person one: "Good utley! Fuck the PPA!"
Person two: (digs in pocket) "I got ya brah" (throws down an extra quarter on the counter)
Person one: "Good utley!"
2. Person one: "Shit man, I got another bogus ticket from the PPA"
Person two: "Screw it man, I can photoshop a picture and get you out of paying it."
Person one: "Good utley! Fuck the PPA!"
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Get the utshob mug.When someone gets so fucked up off of drugs or alcohol that they cannot function and are UTTERLY destroyed!
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