Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.

"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"

by Cyclops July 22, 2015

Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Meyer

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.

Bro did you see Urban Meyer yesterday? Yeah he was with your sister

by 9 9 9 December 5, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

urban dic

A misspell of the word urban dictionary for lazy people, who realize they made a big mistake when they think about
it .

- I was on the urban dic the other day
+Dude...
-shit...

by Hoooooooooooooooooman October 23, 2022