Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.

Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Where I learnt what Coronavirus was

Have you checked out Urban Dictionary lately, there’s some weird shit going on in the world

by massivetraps25 March 24, 2020

Urban Wineaux

A “state of mind” as it relates to the consumption of wine from a glass; those who congregate in an establishment rather than a street corner to consume wine.

The Housewives of New York are the consumate Urban Wineauxs

by Wnegoddess1 June 4, 2010

Urban Meyer

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.

Bro did you see Urban Meyer yesterday? Yeah he was with your sister

by 9 9 9 December 5, 2021

urban addiction

someone who is addicted to searching urban dictionary for insults to call people and other things.

Ray: Did you see that guy? He looks like a sacul with waffle nipples!
Ryan: Don't look now, Jonathan, but I think Ray has an urban addiction again.

by SkllzMstrX December 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

urban hooking

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”

“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”

by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022