elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017

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Turtle-fern

an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.

Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.

by Chippity Chop December 28, 2010

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turtle hem

the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet

"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."

by dirty birdballs May 06, 2009

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virginia turtle

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

by Podium24 March 06, 2016

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