Turd Yacht

A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!

Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!

by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011

Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm

Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!

by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021

turd herd

A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.

these children are a turd herd.

by pussy destroyer 15 April 4, 2017

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.

Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.

by milpoolSK March 7, 2017

Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017

Tweety turd

A bird's poo.

Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!

by Mandermen. March 7, 2009