Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

TurboFool

One who uses numerous paragraphs to get across a point that could easily be made more concise.

Man, that TurboFool post was so long, I didn't even bother to read it.

by Jarrett September 25, 2003

turbojacks

Speed racer jacking

Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat

by Ricter August 6, 2003

turboce

A purple cucmber like item of munch.It contains yellow seeds and majical sprinkles of fairy dust. People high on large quantitys of hullucinagins tend to ask for this at the super market...

''MR A, MR A... Im too wrecked to go to the shops will u buy me; 1 litre of water in a bowel to drink like a dog, oranges, a tinned surprise and turboce...''

by Snortez March 31, 2007

tarboles

mis-interpretation of "tar balls" @see Jack Johnson's officail site

And her feet are infested with tar balls (not tarboles)

by JayFnG September 5, 2008