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The Jim Ross

The act of giving someone a handjob using BBQ sauce as lubricant. As soon as you cum, and he/she starts swallowing your load, you scream BAH GAWD, like Undertaker just threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell.
My GF bought some Sweet Baby Ray's, but she wasn't gonna use it to make pulled pork. Nah, she was gonna give me the Jim Ross, bah gawd.
by BluesandSaintsNation June 30, 2025
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Jim bob

A redneck pervert that Marries one or more of his own daughters.
See that pervert over there. He’s a real Jim bob.
by Evillive August 27, 2025
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Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.
We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!
by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025
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Jim Hensoning

sticking your fist up a partners ass and using them like a puppet
I used the Jim hensoning technique to turn her into a puppet
by Jew Monger November 11, 2025
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Asda Jim

When someone has a meltdown over a meme they don't like and they start sending death threats via DM to random people.
Oh my god did you see that meme that Smilesy posted? You just know that someone is gonna do an Asda Jim
by David Smiles November 26, 2025
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Asda Jim

A man from Skelmersdale who sends death threats online
Asda Jim just threatened Elon Musk and said Be Seeing You Soon
by emilybeanz November 26, 2025
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Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.
High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025
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