Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'

Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

goon

david loves to do this

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls

by gnev29 March 14, 2025

goon

To think of someone in a friendly manner

“I gooned to you”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably

yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.

by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022

Hate-gooning

To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.

Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.

by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024

Flicker-Goon

When you flicker flicker-goon

"I can goon for 7 days"

"I can flicker-goon for 7 seconds"

by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024

International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.

When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!

by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025