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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
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Stand

A spirit which is used by most characters within the show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Stand (Sutando) also meaning "Ghost ripple" and is a depiction of the user's life force.

This is generated by the user's ability to use psychic powers

Similar Words: Spirit , Ghost , Ghost Ripple ,
Random Stand User: So you mean a Ladybug was her stand?
Random Stand User 2: Pretty weak if you ask me
by CreamyBear August 4, 2021
mugGet the Standmug.

Don't stand for the traveler

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!
by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024
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Stand-me-still

If you are talking to multiple people on AIM and just out of coincidence, nobody responds for a short period of time.
Person A is talking to B and C. A types a message to B and then types a message to C, but neither respond right away.

and so, it's a stand-me-still.
by Pseudomeyeudo August 8, 2009
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The Stands

The stands in a Baseball Development with 2 items. One thing from item A and one from item B. Item B being baseball and item A being The Stands.
I love to go watch Baseball in the stands.
by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020
mugGet the The Standsmug.

twat stand

Look at Manny he's a twat stand
by jesus1337 September 3, 2016
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Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
by CuetoS December 3, 2021
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