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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
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Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing
She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.
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freddie standing

sapphire : oh yes my boyfriend freddie standing is bloody perfect
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One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.
Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
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im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok
"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"
by Answers to your horny question February 5, 2023
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standing on business

being tough and not backing down, for example as a white person, calling a black a nigger to there face and being prepared to fight is standing on business
P1: NIGGER!
P2: he just said that to a black person he's standing on business
by your local rapist February 7, 2024
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You come to 墙角 stand

This is originally a Chinese saying. It is usually used when teachers scold students in class.It means” You go stand in the corner.”
Teacher: “ Why are you using your cell phone in my class? You come to 墙角 stand!”
Student:::Scared:::
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