The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017

often an excellent sniper in games, and has an extreme urge to play games, often gets zits on their forehead or on their head, usually has a veeery varm, calm, relaxing and deep voice
by lalskdkwbskskslns December 20, 2018

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton
by Nobhead November 26, 2019

by Knotte48 March 16, 2018

by yourbestfriendrudy January 13, 2020
