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Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation
what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.
by AGJ13 February 12, 2017
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Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.
Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden
by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018
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wank and run

Similar to a ding-dong-ditch, it is the act of jacking off until you are about to cum, knocking on someone's window until they open the blinds, and then busting all over the glass. After you've finished you have to pull up your pants and run away
Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
by CUSTOMBRO420 May 21, 2017
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Lip wank

A better, more inviting way to describe a blow job.
Girl: babe, get it out and I'll give you a lip wank
Guy: Oh yeesssssss
by Cheekytot June 14, 2016
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Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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