loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

Banana Shark

Banana Shark Someone who tends to use teeth while giving head.

Oh man! I'm going to get head tonight!

Watch out, Janice is a bit of a Banana Shark.

by MrDiglett July 29, 2019

Watermelon Shark

The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark

"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"

"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*

by MelonShark January 19, 2010

shark skin

a slang term for the disease psoriasis.

"Look at Chris's elbows. They look like shark skin!"
"DUDE. STFU THATS BECAUSE HE HAS PSORIASIS!"

by Christophaaaaa September 22, 2007

Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

shark jump

abbreviation for shark jump episode

that was the shark jump.

by cdb February 28, 2003