super inside joke

a joke in which one and only one person understands

hey, remember the time with my parrot and the black 8 ball
dude what are you talking about
oh nvm you wernt there, super inside joke

by keech December 30, 2008

dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!

by Cookiel August 14, 2007

One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.

Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke

by atown5641 December 11, 2014

basu level joke

A metric to measure a really bad 'poor joke'. Named after the creator of terrible jokes - Basu.

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Who.
Who Who?

Hee Hee!
Oh man! That was a 'basu level joke'.

*secretly admire the persons ability to make these jokes*

by PJ Appreciater February 24, 2015

I was just joking

the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.

Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill

by literallynobody October 22, 2020

You're joking me

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

Your jokes

When your high and under the influence of cannabis and somebody does something which is funny. That person is then jokes.

Sophie fell over when she was high and Evie said your jokes

by Your jokes man November 1, 2019