bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011

Bump and text

When you ignore a phone call and text the person back after a brief delay.

I was banging some hoe when my girlfriend called, so I did a bump and text and told her I didn't have good reception.

by Fozman2 December 17, 2011

text bomb

Texting one word over and over again while someones phone is off so when they turn it on their phone will have a spaz.

I text bombed Tyler the word proactive 102 times yesterday.

by Snurpus November 29, 2009

Text conversation

A conversation, usually in text, MSN or Facebook chat, in which the conversee's (people in the conversation) communicate using only 'smiley' faces (faces can also be sad), and sometimes single letters, for example 'K' and 'U'.

An example of text conversation using only smiley faces;

Guy 1) She broke up wiv me.
Guy 2) :\
Guy 1) :'(
Guy 2) :(
Guy 1) :)

Another example is when one person is trying to keep the conversation alive, whilst another is only using smilies and single letters.

Guy 1) R U cumin 2 town?
Guy 2) Yeah, are you coming in as well?
Guy 1) Yeh
Guy 2) I might be a bit late.
Guy 1) :\
Guy 2) Is that ok?
Guy 1) K
Guy 2) OK, I'll see you later :)
Guy 1) KK, cya.

by The Number Of The Beast January 16, 2011

compulsive text fag

A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).

God, he's always being a compulsive text fag wherever he goes.

by Terry Jamile May 28, 2005

texis hot roll

when u put your dick in a girls ass and then rub the shit all over your cock then the girl suck all of the shit off

yesterday i gave your girl a texis hot roll

by paul buchenaked July 26, 2010

text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.

Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010