taking a piss 

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation, in particular at work. Basically putting the least amount of work possible without getting sacked. The UK English equivalent of mailing it in in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: Tara is taking a piss.

taking a piss by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008

Taking the Herbie to the curb 

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

Taking the Herbie to the curb by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

takinganenglish

to move one's bowels

Don't bother me, I'm takinganenglish!

takinganenglish by Jayophonicjay January 20, 2009

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

talking to the toilet by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009

Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

Talking Shitstain by rogerW November 8, 2009

taking it on the road 

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.

I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.

taking it on the road by Pamann October 28, 2010

Talking to India 

verb. When you're trying to find the answer to something, but whatever you try you can't find it. Derives from when you call tech support and you get some dude in India who has no idea what's the hell's going on.

guy1: did you ever finish your paper?
guy2: nah.. i couldn't find the last fact i needed
guy1: ah that sucks

guy2: yeah none of the websites i went to had it. it's like i was Talking to India

Talking to India by duncboston December 7, 2010