While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.
"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"
"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
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"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
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by Slothy11 April 12, 2014
Get the Tailhook mug.To take a dump. People use the expression grow a tail to say they're taking a dump, and if you know anything about GG Allin then you know that he would commonly take a dump on stage... hence the term I have coined 'GG tail'.
I had to find a bathroom quick so I could grow a GG tail.
I stunk up the bathroom when I grew my GG tail.
I stunk up the bathroom when I grew my GG tail.
by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008
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A homosexual that is overwhelmed with joy when presented the oppurtunity to lick a fat man's butthole; drakster's lover
by Tagliente Loves Men March 6, 2005
Get the tagliente mug.Filipino Parents: Why don't you teach yourself tagalog?
Me: Only sex tourists bother to learn that language.
Me: Only sex tourists bother to learn that language.
by sadfilipino December 7, 2015
Get the tagalog mug.1) Hey chick, lets have some tailey.
2) Chick, I'm ready for a night of some hot, passionate tailey.
2) Chick, I'm ready for a night of some hot, passionate tailey.
by K-Business March 4, 2005
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Look at that dude's whale tail! We should've drawn the rest of the whale on his stomach in stead of that big swastika. Oh well, he'll laugh anyway.
by fmuncher June 23, 2008
Get the Whale Tail mug.This is the term for the thin line of trimmed hair on a woman's pubus or pussy. It is a little thicker than a landing strip.
When I pulled off her panties I was pleasantly pleased to see she had a nicely trimmed squirrel tail.
by Bill Bliss December 25, 2004
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