flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018

coffee table

a chicks ass booty

god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.

by clown buzon February 13, 2005

Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.

helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!

by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005

table talk

things you should only discuss at the table

sex is not table talk

by Terry June 14, 2004

tablet

Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.

Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.

by Kevin Robinson January 9, 2006

Tablet

Tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. Also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be classed as a tablet.

I've just been for a 'Tablet'

by Luciiieee <3 January 10, 2008

Twat tablets

Someone who is acting a "twat". They must have forgotten to take their tablets!

Whats wrong with you? You're acting an idiot! Have you forgotten your fucking "twat tablets"

by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007