table rocked

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.

Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.

Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.

"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"

by A2 Chaffee January 10, 2008

tablewhore

Someone who jumps from table to table in a school cafeteria during lunch. Either they don't really know anyone, or they know a lot of people and want to talk to everyone.

boy: Jenny, why don't you sit here for the whole lunch? you're such a tablewhore.

Jenny: No, I need to go talk to Madison, Carl, and Rachel. I'll see you in bio.

by quietgrrlmaya April 22, 2009

Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table

That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...

by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019

Table tennis

When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.

"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."

by patjbn August 4, 2019

Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

dripping off the table

defined from the word "Bar's Turd" (see bastard) it is the act where the Bar's Turd would be placed on a table and, in the hot day, would drip everywhere. The person who places the turd there is refered to as "dripping off the table"

person 1:- omg, you hit me, you are so DOTT(dripping off the table)

by elloll October 23, 2008

Hold The Table

When a girl is making sure to hold on to her man. It's what she says when another woman tries to come in between them. "Hold The Table" no other woman planing on my turf.

If she looks at him one more time, I will go tell her to go away that I hold the table. She needs to move on; this table be taken!!

by Table Girl September 4, 2017