turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

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Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019

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Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

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Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

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turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out

Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer

by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018

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Caught The Turtle

Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.

“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”

“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”

“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”

by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020

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