nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022

broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

by Bubbanator June 5, 2018

slobber nut

1. What you spit out after a bj
2. A person who isn’t very smart

“You’re such a slobber nut Becky!”

by Rdonut January 11, 2018

Jimmy Nut

Is a male frontal wedgie.

Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.

by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009

No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.

Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018

Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.

"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."

by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018

Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.

John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!

by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019