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Moose

Thats moose, is what I told Shefali has she dunked on me.
by Merri the fart July 9, 2022
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking
Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh
by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
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says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."
by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012
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