Racket a skank

An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".

"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"

by Oti March 9, 2008

Skank-Plank

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.

Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.

by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008

two faced skank

A morally questionable woman who can please two penises at once due to her two faces

Two faced skanks keep the over population of men in china happy

by Ladygagreflex January 9, 2014

white trash skank

country girl who is not afraid to shop at wal-mart, drink cheap alcohol, and go to country line-dancing bars. disassociates with rich, snobby bitches. loves to booze and slut around, and routinely drinks till she can no longer see straight. has a personalized and/or pink flask. may or may not be obsessed with cowboys, conservative politics, and gretchen wilson.

Andrea and Stacey are not rich, snobby bitches; they are white trash skanks.

by stacey_diamond May 21, 2006

unhealthy creepy skank

A combination of three VERY overused words, reserved specifically for people so sick any of the three can't adequately describe them.

Tom Cruise is a unhealthy creepy skank.

by sebestian111 February 26, 2010

Skank my feed

Originally coined as a term to describe the act of illegally obtaining cable or satellite services, the term 'skanking my feed' is suitable for any situation wherein someone is ripping you off, cheating on you or just generally stealing your thunder.

"I can't believe Latisha was creeping up on the come up on my man like that! Bitch is trying to skank my feed!"

"Dude c'mon, quit skanking my feed and get your own stash!"

by Jachobim November 9, 2006

bump cap skank

A native dance with Canadian heritage; where the individual places his/her imaginary bump cap on and then gyrate their hips with some rhythmical arm movements.

Wow where'd you learn those moves bro?
I picked it up when on my gap year, the locals called it the bump cap skank!

by Whamo123 July 27, 2017