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hunter hubbard

He is the sweetest guy in the world.
Hes tall, funny, charming, loving, cute, sweet, and daring.
Hes the best friend and boyfriend in the world. I'll never forget you.
God hunter hubbard is banging!
Back off bitch hes mine.
(:
by Loren Jasmin Park January 10, 2009
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LG hunter

A person who seeks the affection and attention of LGs.

Are often drugged out high school dropouts who like to underage drink and wear Affliction t-shirts.

Most LGs think dating an older, "bad boy" LG hunter is cool, and by doing so, they make their fellow LGs and the LG hunter himself to think they're really cool and good-looking, despite the fact that most LG hunters look like ugly ass douchebags.
1:Dude, did you see that chick Bobby is going out with? She looks like she's fucking 7.

2:I know. Bobby is such an LG hunter.



1:Hey, I'm having this crazy party next week. Everyone's going to drink and smoke cigarettes and weed. And all the dudes are going to be wearing Ed Hardy and Affliction.

2:Sounds like a nice way of getting some LG poonanny.
by HanCholo October 23, 2008
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dildo hunter

one who searches for the dildo! Whether in any oriface, the dildo hunter can find any dildo!
Andrew was walking down the street and noticed a dildo hunter searching through McKenzie's boxand pulled out an enormous butt fucking device. What was McKenzie doing! No ass anyway!
by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006
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hunter mercer

A homosexual fag who eats dick for a living and will suck dick if asked, makes fun of other people because he is self conscious. also is dumb as fuck. Takes it up the ass by various men especially black. Name beaver face
by Jack Zell October 16, 2014
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Conformist Hunter

1. One who trolls around his campus, local mall, or internet sites(possibly even Urban Dictionary) to find those who are guilty of 'conforming' (a.k.a Conformists a.a.k.a Everyone else who he/she does not know personally...) and either glare menacingly or shout mean insults at them about being 'slaves of the establishment.' Possibly a hypocrite who has consumed too many free-thought books.

2. Probably a good idea for a reality show.
Guy 1: Woah! That new Paramore CD rules!

Guy 2: I know!

Guy 3: You are pigs! PIGS!! Wallow in your conformist bullshit you scum! *runs off to the discount bookstore*

Guy 2: That guy was wiggidy-wack!

Guy 1: Wasn't he wearing a Paramore T-shirt when we came in here...?

Guy 2: Oh snap, he's one of those conformist hunters I've heard so much about!
by Punctured Clock August 15, 2008
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Hungry hunter

A Hungry hunter is an elusive, cunning, and persistent foreigner who knows no boundaries when it comes to the pursuit of pleasant Chinese girls. They commit the most explosive cases of infidelity ever recorded. They display neither temperance nor virtue while answering the undisputed call of human nature. They cruise around the boulevards most popularly known for attracting the most common types of explicit human fare, sluts.

Tired of unwilling participants and being in the dark there's
no denying the deceitful conduct as they descend upon antagonize and instigate unexpected scenes of mayhem whilst hoping to strike gold.

Their prey quickly scampers and attempts to jet off, but once apprehended becomes somewhat frisky, and is easily led straight back to his house. These undesired advances generate an appearance of delight from the pleasant girls.

They appear to get a kick out of being sadistic and are clearly on the verge of derangement, emotionally unstable, grossly restless meanwhile keeping salvation within reach. Their path of redemption requires exiting from the back gate where you can only begin to see their depth of deception as they become wild and uncontrolled making a clean break.

*One trademark worth noting is the occurrence of out of town assignments.
My friend Alec once found himself in a lonely city of 14 million people, experiencing culture shock and lack of affection, but he developed his Hungry Hunter persona and put an end to his dry spell.
by Flounder pounder December 6, 2010
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slut hunter

Nick Shedlock of Wyoming Area
Has only had sexual relations with sluts thus far
Me: Nick you're such a slut hunter
Nick: I know I'm bound to catch something one day
by VaGrindOnMe February 4, 2015
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