Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.
She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.
by Domotello May 17, 2007
Get the Ninja turtlemug. A sexual act where the Male, (henceforth referred to as the "ninja") surprises his unsuspecting mate in a stealthy manner. This tricky maneuver must be performed whilst penetrating doggy style. The ninja pulls out and simultaneously spits on the females back to mimic the ejaculation process. As the unsuspecting female turns around to proposition a cuddle session, the ninja must judo chop her in the jugular in a violent manner, strong enough to knock his counterpart out. Once the female is rendered unconscious, the ninja must release his ninja-like load into her hair. He must then sneak away quickly enough so that the girl awakens with an unfamiliar crispy substance in her hair, and an extremely stiff neck.
Luke: Ron totally crispy ninja-ed that broad from the bar last.
Nester: Who was that girl again?
Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.
Nester: She got what she deserved.
Nester: Who was that girl again?
Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.
Nester: She got what she deserved.
by Sasha Leo January 18, 2010
Get the Crispy Ninjamug. one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics
"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"
by Sheepie February 16, 2006
Get the minge ninjamug. verb. ninja dusting. The act of letting go a silent, putrid fart that permeates the room, and in an unsuspecting fashion, the perpatrator uses his hands to waffte the stench towards the nearest person.
by Justin (Key'o'doh) May 13, 2005
Get the ninja dustmug. A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009
Get the Wood Ninjamug. The combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: Insane Clown Posse and Ninjutsu.
Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.
Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.
"Wicked Clowns, homie, I'm the juggalo ninja, I'll fuck your ass up as long as I'm home before 9 so my moms won't ground me!"
by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012
Get the juggalo ninjamug. a wasian who is a ninja, this wasian is trained im many martial art styles and can kill with one good punch. Being a hybrid of both white and asian the wasian ninja is both smart and strong. If you cant see the wasian ninja then you may only be seconds away from dying.
by andrew li May 22, 2007
Get the wasian ninjamug.