Sweeper-Beeper

Sex with a tweaker that is so bad its like an old beeper from the 90s, he keeps twitching in such a crappy way its like when those beepers got thrown against the wall and still vibrated and NOT in a good way

how was he in bed?
Oh jesus, he may be straight-edged but it was like a sweeper-beeper

by msobvious October 6, 2015

Sweeper

(noun) A middle aged person (usually female) who’s primary job is to sit at home all day and enter sweepstakes.

Janine enters like 1000 sweeps a day and she gets all this free shit from it, she is such a sweeper!

by djcraze May 27, 2016

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016

sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 28, 2016

sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017

Sweater

One who sweats.

Bill: Gosh tom sure has been sweaty lately...
John: Hah, yeah. What a sweater

by FoxXxTaco April 3, 2017

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017