Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.

Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.

by Sackary June 8, 2010

sackbum

A low life pothead who gives other guys head for pot money.

Steve is such a sackbum. He gave me head for money last night.

by lotsoflove12 June 22, 2010

sack clevage

When you let just the tip of both your balls stick through or hangout of your pants, boxers, or shorts...like in jackass 2 when johnny knoxville dressed up as the old man and let his balls hang out of his shorts a little bit. Thats sack clevage.

I went to the bar with major sack clevage last night.

by samwatson6 August 26, 2010

Sack Bruise

After Brutally pounding a woman's ass hole your scrotum becomes purple, swollen, and is accompanied by sharp pain with dry skin resulting in a bruise.

Dude your sister gave me such a Sack Bruise last night

by Browneyejim March 9, 2011

Sack Daniels

A more extreme version of a slamuel adams. A chick that you remember as being a 8 or 9 after a long night of drinking Jack Daniels, but realize when you wake up she is a 2 or 3 tops.

Bob: Dude what were you thinking last night?
Frank: I don't know what you're talking about.
Bob:that girl you left with last night. I hope she was just giving you a ride home...
Frank: Well...not going to lie, definitely pulled a sack daniels last night.

by Slampiece king October 6, 2011

Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack

"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."

by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013

sackfire

A sackfire is what happens when a man and woman are having sex missionary style and the woman farts on the dudes nutsack.

While hittin' it last night Candy let loose with a massive sackfire that made my nuts flap.

by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013