Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

Nascar Surfing

A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.

Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn

by follow the leader January 22, 2011

culo surfer

A person with Hispanic or Spaniard background who enjoy the occasional act of anal penetration. With penis inserted inside the partner's rectum and hip swaying back and fourth, one will mimic the act of surfing.

Not to be mistaken with "Silver Surfer".

Bryan Escudero: Yo brah, I did some great culo surfing last night!

Ralph Montoya: TUBULAR! you're such a culo surfer.

by Bruce Leeper February 22, 2011

Clifton Surf n Turf

Cheetos and Beef Jerky

Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?

by datboul June 20, 2011

Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop

There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!

by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012

pipe surfing

Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")

I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach".

by Miked89 September 23, 2013

Name surfing

The act of searching one's name on urban dictionary and finding embarrassing yet hilarious information that you never knew about yourself.

Hey buddy, I'm bored, lets go name surfing.

by Paigeybobaigerz November 6, 2013