stiff dough

stubborn, a stubborn person, immovable like a dough that needs more liquid

Don't be stiff dough. Just come with us.

by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public

Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi May 10, 2020

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined

by Stupid idiot Gamer loser June 2, 2021

Stiff brick

A man on fifa who moves at the same pace as me grandma doing a cruyff turn

Guy 1 - Yo you seen that boy Dusan?

Guy 2 - Yeah bro that guy is straight stiff brick

by Goatnaldo February 5, 2022

rim sniffer

Some who enjoys sniffing ass.

CJ is always talking about licking assholes. He must like the smell. Yeah he's rim sniffer big time.

by dontdoitagain October 18, 2013

Iffy Stiffy

When you are half turned on but also half not.

Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...

by balboni October 1, 2014

vinyl sniffer

A Vinyl Sniffer is someone who has become so into collecting vinyl records, that their obsession has extended to analysing the scent of the vinyl pressing itself. Sniffing the Vinyl can apparently elicit feelings of superiority and hipster glee.

'Hey Dave, what do you have there?'

'This is the original 1980 Bronze Records pressing of Ace of Spades..... Smells so deep and rich '

' You douchebag Vinyl Sniffer'

by sxpress7 April 8, 2016