Stephen

Stephen loves any music from the 60s to early 90s. He gets on many peoples nerves but to the people that know him best he’s chill and funny. Although he is a bit of a Yee Haw he doesn’t quite fit in any stereotype he just kinda goes with the flow. Stephen is also a great boyfriend. ( NOT ) even though he can’t seem to find a girlfriend, he just simply waits for the right one ( lmao he’s gonna die alone ). Usually if he likes someone he doesn’t let it go, he tries ( pathetic). He is tall and has green eyes. And no matter how stupid the situation gets he always keeps his word

( only decent thing about him ). A lot of his friends tend to be shorter ( haha short people ). Stephen is an old fashioned and a total bitch.

Stephen will beat the living shit out of you, your mom, and your pet Parrot.

Stephen eats human souls.

Stephen is a bitch.

by Brad Dad the Dad June 14, 2019

Stephen

A fucking cunt that loves black cock and has no hair line

Stephen wheres your hairline

by Ha,ha, July 25, 2019

Stephen

An idiot

Stephen is an idiot.

by Zoomzoomzoomie August 10, 2019

stephen

stephens are pretty great, however their dogs are often times cuter than them. stephens have an infatuating personality that sometimes clashes with others. stephens lack the ability to do simple tasks such as wave at their girlfriend in the hallway or say “hi” as they walk past. stephen has the ability to light up your day and instantly put a smile on ur face, even if he is a nerd.

kelsey: is that stephen?
victoria: yep
kelsey: i thought y’all were dating why doesnt he say hi
victoria: i dunno i keep waiting for him to tho

by the thicky vicky November 11, 2019

The Safe Sephiroth

Something that matters only to kids who sit on their computer all day long.

W000t sephir0th is s0 l337!!!!!! and i cant get a life, w00t!

by niggers May 7, 2003

Hot Irish Stephen

Also called an 'Irish coffee', this maneuver involves a a creamy load being shot atop a regular 'hot carl'

"I thought the shitting part was the worst, but I was wrong...it was a hot irish Stephen"

by EPs Farewell Gift September 21, 2011

Stephen

A Stephen is a greasy douche bag. Who likes to seek attention by showing off his pubs. He usually likes to be sexually with "williams" but can go with "brandons" or "codys" also. No one likes a "stephen"

ex; That stephen is soooooooo weird.
Omg, THAT DUDE SOOOO IS A STEPHEN !

by stellyishalot April 28, 2009