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steeeven

a fuckin bitch that sucks dick and thinks he's cool and like this girl called ariana
that dude's a steeeven
by roastinkids November 5, 2019
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Steven

A heartless lil paricitic worm.
Omg beaky stop being such

a steven!!!
by @A person December 13, 2019
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Steven

Steven’s a bitch who sucks booty cheeks for a living.
Steven is a hoe.
by Esteven is a hoe December 14, 2019
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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Steven

To back out of a game of fortnite instead of just readying up
"you are a complete Steven leaving games early"
by Jimmybobsdean February 6, 2020
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Stevened

Tearing your anus while doing a neat stunt/trick.
Did you see how he landed on that fence. Definitely stevened himself.
by Terrance their tearer March 1, 2020
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stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing
Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
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