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Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
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Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014
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Bum Status

When someone reaches a level of incompetence that puts them in their own stratosphere of stupidity.
Man the fact that you failed the test really shows that you have reached bum status.
by Potatoematt December 22, 2022
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cornball status

Say if you arguing with someone and and they say something that don’t make sense- That is called cornball status
by Ms.takeyokia October 1, 2022
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Statue

A statue is which is most of the time made of stone. A frozen sculptured piece of stone, mainly to honor someone from a past life that has done something spectacular and helped the world in some way; important people, or icons that were greatly admired by people.
Person 1: Hey you see that statue it looks super familiar!
Person 2: Yeah that’s a past police officer remember he saved the kidnapped baby from out of the building.
by _definitions4u March 16, 2019
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Status Quo

Not smarter. Just less honest.
Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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Cloud Status

by _C_J_ July 28, 2011
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