Status Bomb

When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.

Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.

by MaddyG1 June 25, 2012

Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

statist

A term used by pseudo-Libertarians that get all their information from blogs or Reddit posts.

It means someone who supports any sort of state government in any situation.

When I suggested we should have both the post office and Fed-Ex, he called me a statist.

by Downvoting Victim June 20, 2022

redonk status

The status of something redonkulous, or something that takes ridiculous to a new level.

Dude last night was redonk status.

by skatendestroy October 30, 2007

pimp-status

super-cool, sweet, awesome

Did you see the new iPod touch? It's totally pimp-status!

by bekki_the_pimp June 26, 2008

man status

when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.

You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.

by Man-status agent September 14, 2009

Crane Status

To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly

Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "

by Steven Crane October 18, 2010