verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
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War does not determine who is left, only who is right.
I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.
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A rare breed of turtle located on the coast of Niger. Known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. Food source(s): Oxygen
1st Person: "That is an amazing turtle!"
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
by kingHaxsor February 17, 2009
Get the African Standstill mug.Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.
Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.
Friend: What you mean hoe status?
Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.
Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.
Friend: What you mean hoe status?
Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.
Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.
by UD-Doc November 19, 2010
Get the hoe status mug.A level of intoxication beyond the point of "blacking out". One will strangely smirk with intentions of burning bridges and breaking hearts. Outlandish comments are made, objects are destroyed, and urination in odd places is always guaranteed.
Dick: "Yo man that kid just keyed my car!"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"
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Get the purple status mug.a stan group who’s stan is a 26 year old virgin man that interviews music artists on his youtube channel called “the zach sang show”. zach sang stans are very funny people that praise zach for everything he does. they create inside jokes about him and always make sure they’re up to date with him. the blueprint is the “zach sang fan club” twitter group chat which consists of zach stans that love him.
twitter moot: help, what group chat are you guys talking about in this tweet?
zach sang fan club gc member: oh our group chat called zach sang fan club. we’re a bunch of zach sang stans.
zach sang fan club gc member: oh our group chat called zach sang fan club. we’re a bunch of zach sang stans.
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