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Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.
by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024
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stangent

Used by delinquents to describe something when their brain is not braining
Look at that drink it looks... err stangent
by Drink tink December 29, 2024
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Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
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Stanek

A dude so deep in denial about his inner fabulousness that every stray gay thought triggers a full-volume meltdown. The louder he yells about literally anything, the harder he's trying to yeet those sparkly thoughts out of his brain. Think: screaming at a rainbow-colored coffee mug like it personally attacked his masculinity.
He saw skinny jeans, froze, then full Stanek: "REAL MEN WEAR TACTICAL PANTS!" yelling like the jeans were trying to seduce him. Bro secretly wants in.
by willjeepers February 27, 2026
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stance up on it

When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.

Also applies to swimming.
(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!
by March 11/2024 May 11, 2025
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