Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

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Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.

“Girl, Tell me why he’s a stanley.”

by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024

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stangent

Used by delinquents to describe something when their brain is not braining

Look at that drink it looks... err stangent

by Drink tink December 29, 2024

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Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

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Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.

I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!

by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

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Stanek

A dude so deep in denial about his inner fabulousness that every stray gay thought triggers a full-volume meltdown. The louder he yells about literally anything, the harder he's trying to yeet those sparkly thoughts out of his brain. Think: screaming at a rainbow-colored coffee mug like it personally attacked his masculinity.

He saw skinny jeans, froze, then full Stanek: "REAL MEN WEAR TACTICAL PANTS!" yelling like the jeans were trying to seduce him. Bro secretly wants in.

by willjeepers February 27, 2026

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