spider nose

When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).

Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.

by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009

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Spiderclaw

When a man withdraws at the moment of no return only to spray his man juice all over his hand. The action of flicking his muck over the young ladies back resembles spidermans web shooting technique and the shape of the hand looks like a claw, a combination of both leads to Spiderclaw.

I blew me muck all over me hand so I Spiderclawed her back. The bitch loved it

by Billy No Mates1 April 25, 2008

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Spider-Ben

To use index and pinky as shocks to finger the female with middle and index finger.

Hey nigga whats happening, nothing just got done spider-bening a hoe.

by Spiderben October 17, 2008

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spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014

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Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

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