Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself

'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 9, 2004

split

a state of high that surpasses the norm.

After that eighter i smoked, i was so split.

by sohigh October 21, 2010

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

splitspace

I can only fall asleep when i do the splits

He was wondering why she refused to share the bed.
Turns out she needed splitspace.

by Krkič June 26, 2020

Splatoon 3

A game made by Nintendo in 2022, a new shooter game from the Splatoon game franchise. The first trailer was February 17, 2021. (We also get free octolings I guess.)

Splatoon 3 is my (least) favourite game!

by CinnamorollThePuppy March 26, 2022

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.

As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

wig split

to take a giant bong toke or to finish smoking a potent form of marijuana. AKA-BKA (KRON)

That SOUR DEISEL shady had last night really had my "WIG SPLIT"...

by shady dickens.... October 29, 2008