Shitting streak

How many days you can go without going #2

Claud won the shitting streak tittle with 2 weeks.

by aoverloded May 25, 2009

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010

shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit

Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream

by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011

Switting

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing

"I saw them switting in the mall last week."

by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes

Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."

"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"

by eimaJamie January 30, 2009